so i'm sitting here watching "paradise hotel 2" because james is a friend of mine from college. and he just gave bird and i our new favorite phrase during the elemination ceremony.
TP will no longer stand for toilet paper in our world, from now on TP will be the "total package"
bird: that guy is like totally hot
me: for sure, i really like his jeans
bird: check out his shades
me: ooooo and he's getting into a brand new range rover
bird: and he has scrubs in his backseat and no wedding ring
me: yes! and he just helped that old lady walk across the street
me: he's such a TP