dear mom, tia jo and all of my family members that read this blog,
now i'm not about to say that i don't appreciate your loyal readership but i'm kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place.
there are quite a few topics that i would LOVE to discuss on this little website - i.e boys, drug use, hooking up, and my raunchy sense of humor.
but instead i have to censor my blog for your group because i'm an idiot with such a big mouth and i decided to share the URL with you all. sometimes i ask myself why?
i mean, what if i just came off of a huge cocaine bender where i had tons of group sex with all sorts of fun partners for two days straight? obviously these details would be of interest to my readers. but now that you (mom) read my blog my internet friends will forever be deprived of all the juicy details.
and that is just not fair. sigh.
the only thing i am going to ask of you my wonderful family members is that if i decide to push the envelope a bit and divulge a bit deeper into this other side of me. you must remember that i am a 27 year old adult. read that - ADULT.
take some time and think about what you were doing when you were 27. and from what i know about all of you, y'all weren't angels. so just try to remember i'm not 12 anymore.
so take this little letter as a warning. because this blog may very well be kicked-up a notch or two.
thanks again for reading, and don't forget to rock out with your cock out! (see, i'm already being edgier)