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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

dear mom, tia jo and all of my family members that read this blog,

now i'm not about to say that i don't appreciate your loyal readership but i'm kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place.

there are quite a few topics that i would LOVE to discuss on this little website - i.e boys, drug use, hooking up, and my raunchy sense of humor.

but instead i have to censor my blog for your group because i'm an idiot with such a big mouth and i decided to share the URL with you all. sometimes i ask myself why?

i mean, what if i just came off of a huge cocaine bender where i had tons of group sex with all sorts of fun partners for two days straight? obviously these details would be of interest to my readers. but now that you (mom) read my blog my internet friends will forever be deprived of all the juicy details.

and that is just not fair. sigh.

the only thing i am going to ask of you my wonderful family members is that if i decide to push the envelope a bit and divulge a bit deeper into this other side of me. you must remember that i am a 27 year old adult. read that - ADULT.

take some time and think about what you were doing when you were 27. and from what i know about all of you, y'all weren't angels. so just try to remember i'm not 12 anymore.

so take this little letter as a warning. because this blog may very well be kicked-up a notch or two.

thanks again for reading, and don't forget to rock out with your cock out! (see, i'm already being edgier)

xoxo

alexa

6 comments:

  1. This is the stuff that is going to make Lex famous! Kidding, it will most likely be fiction as she is an angel!

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  2. Will you tell the story of the time you had a gang bang? That was awesome!! I still cant walk right!!

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  3. YES! Lets light this blog on fire with obscenities. I'm pumped.

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  4. Well, I can tell you for sure that I am NOT HAPPY about this!! Sure "SOME" of your readers may think this is a GREAT idea bacause it is not a reflection on them, ONLY YOU. I did my best to bring you up properly and with some sense of class. You would be taking this to an entirely different level, one that wouldn't gain you the proper respect and would make you loose your credibility. This could come back to haunt you, say by employers or future in-laws. This has NOTHING to do with age! I may not have always been an angel but I did not announce things I may have done to the world or use inappropriate language in public. Some things are best kept PRIVATE!!
    I don't understand why you would feel the need to push the envelope in an inappropriate and unnecessary direction. This will NOT make me proud, only sad.

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  5. I am so glad my mom only knows about my blog - not the URL.

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