i'm all about a girl rockin' some cleavage in a tasteful way.
if you got it flaunt it, right?
honestly i know for a fact that my girls have gotten me a thing or two in the past decade.
i'm not proud of it, but there are some dirty old men out there.
i'm also all about a short skirt or shorts with heels.
if you got legs you better know how to use them.
but there is a great rule of thumb that i follow and want to share with you all that lets one still be sexy but not whorish.
if you are showing tasteful cleavage then you need to have on pants or a longer skirt.
if you are showing legs then you must cover up your cleavage.
simple concept - now follow it people!
if a woman follows the above rules she will more often than not be always able to balance her sexiness with the right amount of tact and class.
exceptions to the rule where the cleavage and the legs need to both be covered:
1. if you are going on a job interview it is inappropriate to wear too short a skirt or show cleavage
2. if you are in church - cover up!
3. if you are at a funeral - cover up!
4. if you are meeting your boyfriends parents/grandparents for the first time
5. if you are under the age of 18
as the profound ludacris said, "i want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed"
ladies, just don't put it all out there for the world to see!
it's beyond embarrassing to see some of the girls walking around my neighborhood in the summer on friday and saturday nights out. it's like they have no respect for themselves.
put the lucite heels away!
oh and don't even get my started on the tweens.
i wonder if i could pass out flyers with my rule written on them and try to clean up the clubs. ha.
who am i kidding, there will always be girls out there rockin' the T & A.
girls - are you feeling my rule and thought process? or do you think i'm a prudish nut?
boys - you just want me to shut up don't you? or do you think i'm spot on?