you did what, with who?

for my birthday outing tonight with my friends and sissy there are a few things that WILL NOT be happening...

i will not be wearing a princess crown

i will not be wearing a boa of any form or in any color

there will not be a sash alerting the crowd of cleveland that it is in deed my day

i will not be forced to do 28 shots (although i did do 21 on my 21st, i'm awesome like that)

my birthday entourage will not be wearing matching t shirts that they don't like

we will not be wearing whistles announcing that it's my birthday

i will not be driving

there will be no tears

there will be no feathers or sequins

i will not step foot into bar flyy

no one will know it is my birthday unless i tell them

i will not be wearing a mini skirt and tube top because, "i mean it's like my birthday and i can like totally dress as slutty as i want!"

i will not fall on my ass flashing everyone my "brittany" because i will be wearing underwear

i will not be bringing a water bottle filled with vodka out to the bar to do shots in the bathroom to you know "save money"

i will not be wearing a trucker hat

things that WILL be happening on my birthday night out...

i will laugh till i cry

my voice will elevate to ridonkulous heights

my left eye will start to droop ever so slightly

i will think i lost my blackberry when in all reality it will be in my purse

someone will buy me a shot and i will take it

i will look hot in my birthday outfit - classy hot though- like i wanna take you home to do naughty things with you AND take you home to meet my parents

i will chair dance and dance dance - you know the difference right?

i will have fun

i will drink lots of wine and stoli blueberry not together of course

i will take lots of pictures that no one will ever see

there will be drunken phone calls and texts

my sissy and i will probably fight about something small and stupid

my memories my gray out

i will have high five at least 9 people

i will be thankful for the wonderful people around me celebrating

[ to my way awesome blosse who all wished me happy birthday yesterday thank you!!! it made me all warm and fuzzy inside and then i realized i was being sentimental and quickly made fun of someone in my office ; ) ]