for my birthday outing tonight with my friends and sissy there are a few things that WILL NOT be happening...
i will not be wearing a princess crown
i will not be wearing a boa of any form or in any color
there will not be a sash alerting the crowd of cleveland that it is in deed my day
i will not be forced to do 28 shots (although i did do 21 on my 21st, i'm awesome like that)
my birthday entourage will not be wearing matching t shirts that they don't like
we will not be wearing whistles announcing that it's my birthday
i will not be driving
there will be no tears
there will be no feathers or sequins
i will not step foot into bar flyy
no one will know it is my birthday unless i tell them
i will not be wearing a mini skirt and tube top because, "i mean it's like my birthday and i can like totally dress as slutty as i want!"
i will not fall on my ass flashing everyone my "brittany" because i will be wearing underwear
i will not be bringing a water bottle filled with vodka out to the bar to do shots in the bathroom to you know "save money"
i will not be wearing a trucker hat
things that WILL be happening on my birthday night out...
i will laugh till i cry
my voice will elevate to ridonkulous heights
my left eye will start to droop ever so slightly
i will think i lost my blackberry when in all reality it will be in my purse
someone will buy me a shot and i will take it
i will look hot in my birthday outfit - classy hot though- like i wanna take you home to do naughty things with you AND take you home to meet my parents
i will chair dance and dance dance - you know the difference right?
i will have fun
i will drink lots of wine and stoli blueberry not together of course
i will take lots of pictures that no one will ever see
there will be drunken phone calls and texts
my sissy and i will probably fight about something small and stupid
my memories my gray out
i will have high five at least 9 people
i will be thankful for the wonderful people around me celebrating
[ to my way awesome blosse who all wished me happy birthday yesterday thank you!!! it made me all warm and fuzzy inside and then i realized i was being sentimental and quickly made fun of someone in my office ; ) ]
I hope you make it to at least 10 high fives.
ReplyDeleteDamn! Does that mean I have to return the hot pink boa with sequin fringe!
ReplyDeleteI can TOTALLY see you getting super super super loud -- as you should!
ReplyDeleteha!
HAVE FUN!
Glad to know WHEN you fall down drunk you won't be flashing anyone.
ReplyDeleteI hope I get one of those high fives!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Go Clevelanders with Birthdays this week!
So there WILL be tears if you are laughing till your crying! Wish I could be there. Hope I can be one of your drunken phone calls/texts.
ReplyDeletePhil sends his love too. He remembers when you were just 26! My how you have grown.
Awww! That sounds like an amazing birthday! HIGH FIVE!
ReplyDeleteDo I have to wear underwear or does that list just pertain to you?
ReplyDeleteI'm very glad that you didn't promise not to fall on your ass. You just promised not to flash your cooch.
ReplyDeleteAlso, stoli blueberry? Best. Thing. Ever.
LOL, I love your list! Thanks for the happy birthday wishes! Sounds like we're both going to have fun tonight!
ReplyDelete:) Becky
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I love your lists! I hope you have a great evening :)
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when you post lists like this AND let your friends who are going out with you tonight read it is ... they try to make you accomplish everything on your DON'T list. Well, except drive, of course.
ReplyDeleteHave fun!!!
um I'm sorry but bringing a water bottle full of vodka is CLASSY and I will never, ever grow out of that one.
ReplyDeletei think 28 shots is totally doable! Go for it!
ReplyDeleteHappy happy birrrrrrrthday!
I like it when your eye gets lazy!! Ha ha ha and you can cross one thing off.. Were not gonna get in a fight.. Well be too busy drinking! Yay!!
ReplyDeleteHave a blast tonight! I will take a shot in your honor.
ReplyDeletewear underwear and take advil before u go to bed.
ReplyDeletesounds like the making of a fabulous birthday.
ReplyDeletefirst, did you get wet at the fireworks? i was bummed the display wasn't so much from my place... they really do know how to make the top of the terminal tower colorful...
ReplyDeletesecond, can anyone really resist barflyy? i mean, c'mon!
third, keep those birthday vibes flowing... have a great extended birthday tonight!
remember our fight...."do you love him?" hahaha!!! Wait, I know you don't remember....neither of us do!
ReplyDeleteWait...that wasn't your Birthday was it?
happy belated birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteand look, america gave you a long weekend as a gift this year.
happy belated birthday, alexa.
ReplyDeletehope you have fun tonight.
I think you can make it to 10 or even 11 high fives. AIm high! Oh I love going out and celebrating birthdays. You go girl.
ReplyDeleteHave tons of fun, lady!
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping for TWELVE high fives.
ReplyDeleteHave fun!!
Sounds fabulous! Have a great time!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteI hope you survived!!!! Happy Birthday! But I kind of voted for the princess crown. ;)
ReplyDeleteyay! i hope it was FANTASTIC! and i hope we get to see SOME pictures at least :-)
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!
ReplyDelete(Yes, late - but I've been moving and without internet, give me a break, okay?) :)
Glad it was fab.
how exciting! I'd totally wear the crown, though. and not just on my birthday either. LOL
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