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this weeks featured blogger is crazy. but crazy in the best way possible. there isn't another blogger out there that can make my jaw drop the way she does. i literally stare at the screen shaking my head and laughing at her experiences.
so if you don't read dolce, you need to quickly add her to your reader - you won't be disappointed!
get ready for something sweet kids...
Who are you and what is your blog?
My name is Dolce and my blog is La Dolce Vita.
Where are you typing from?
A hotel room. A f*ing hotel room with bad wireless. (Just so you know: Sheraton, Marriot, or Holiday Inn – I hate you! No, seriously, I hate you. You suck the life out of my blogging because you won’t invest in good internet service.)
How long have you been blogging and what platform do you use?
November 2007 – right after I realized blogging wasn’t just for celebrities.
Platforms are more than just for diving?
Oh. Okay…here’s a secret…I have three blogs and only one is anonymous…this one. (Good luck finding the others), but I use both wordpress and blogger and in my opinion, wordpress sucks ass.
Sum up your piece of the internet in one sentence.
I don’t know what my piece of internet is...Proving to the blogging world though my (mostly) embarrassing and (horribly) ridiculous stories that not ALL 20 something married people suck. –yeah, it’s hard for me to believe too.
Are you an anonymous blogger or do you scream who you are from the rooftop?
Anonymous. I tried to go straight this summer and I never felt more naked…and for me, that’s a stretch.
Do your readers know what you look like?
Um. During my "coming out" days I posted a few pictures and immediately took them down in fear of someone knowing me. Since this isn't my blog, what the hell.
Typical Dolce. Just so you know, that is NOT my husband.
If you could become famous from blogging like dooce would you want to?
What the hell is a Dooce???
It makes me think of a guy in the bathroom going number two. I would never want to be famous for something that reminds people of a wet Lincoln log. That is absolutely gross.
If it was a cool name like Dolce I might consider it.
So you just drank a bottle of wine alone and you’re sitting at your computer, who are the three bloggers that you email or Google talk with?
Let the flood gates open:
I’ll take it a step further…When I have too many glasses of wine or vodka I have tendency to drunk dial SO@24. –BEST conversationalist EVER – except when he wants to ride his bike. –Ask him about it, I hope he’s proud.
RS27: He had 37 margaritas…I had 42 glasses of wine. We would be the only ones who could call it a conversation.
If I could have one drunk dial, gchat, or e-mail with a fellow blogger it would be with D from Shallow and Very, Very Single. If there was a possibility of us ever meetings, I think we would both destroy our livers.
How many blogs are in your google reader?
Oh…I don’t know. The cool ones.
If you had $1000 to spend and could only buy one item, what would you buy?
Lottery tickets! Are you kidding me? Not any of those stupid scratches either. I’m determined to win the PowerBall…the 200 million jack pot.
I know I'm going to win. I can feel it!
What’s your favorite thing to do after 10pm?
Weekdays: Avoid the everlasting “show” my husband performs in his sleep. Once he thought he was Bruce Lee and karate chopped me in the stomach. Not cool.
Weekends: I’m usually half way to passed out but I’m pretty sure it includes Rock Band and wine.
Top three favorite movies from your childhood.
Hands down: SANDLOT – You’re killing me, Smalls.
Goonies – What kid didn’t want to be Data?
Annie – Yeah, it surprises me too, but I am a girl.
Name something random that I could find if I was snooping through your purse/wallet?
A letter from the IRS saying I own them 2k…they’ll get it…bastards.
• Just so you know, don’t trust Turbo Tax, it will f* you in the ass.
Link to a funny you tube video you like:
Alright- my soon to be sister-in-law and I constantly text each other lines from this song. It proves how in the gutter my sense of humor really is.
Wanna share a secret with me, I promise I won’t tell… <-- that’s a lie, but tell me something anyways.
If you've read my blog you know I have no secrets.
Let me see if I can think of one...
Oh! When I was 16 I parked my car at a friends house and forgot to put it in gear and use the emergency break. My car rolled down a hill and right into her neighbor's dining room. - I can't make this shit up. I was so shaken up that before the police showed up I put the emergency break up and the police reported it was a faulty brake and no one's fault. The insurance company had to cover $15,000 worth of damage to the house.
If you could trade places with one blogger for one day who would it be and why?
Hands down, without a doubt, WIND IN YOUR VAGINA. Black Hockey Jesus is a brilliant writer. Albeit, he’s the proud owner of a penis, he can write how the wind feels in a vagina better than any woman I know.
Who’s your blog crush?
Well, we all know who I’m truly in love with, but for blogging purposes:
I can’t pick just one; it's impossible!
70%: My ULTIMATE blogging fantasy is being smashed in the middle of a man-wich between RS27 and SO@24 – Mmmm yum… Be still my heart.
30% In(side) the Loop. This girl has style most of us only dream of. She’s amazing.
Parting words of wisdom?
Don’t slap a man in the balls while he’s sleeping unless he really deserves it.