move your body like a cyclone

Monday, October 20, 2008

i'm coordinated.

i can feel the beat.

i have the rhythm of the night.

basically, i have moves you've never seen before...

on the dance floor.

or at least i did. until i suddenly turned into a 40 year old white woman with four kids and a minivan.

when did the transition from me wearing tight black pants while booty poppin' to me doing the chicken dance at weddings happen?

it's like i blinked my eyes and i started dancing like my mom. now don't get me wrong, i do love my mom and her sweet moves but i'm not ready to succumb to them for at least two more decades.

i used to have rap-video-girl dance moves (all i wanna do is a zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom) and i now i rock chair dancing with my fists doing weird circle like moves while i'm listening to huey lewis sing it's hip to be square.

it's time for an intervention. before i turn into a crazy mom in the below video working some black jeans and a holiday sweater while doing the soulja boy in her kitchen. gah! (that's not my mom by the way)





alexa needs her groove back and not the apple bottom mom kind of groove.

that's it, who's going dancing with me this weekend?

33 comments:

  1. As I will be 40 in March I can really relate to this post - I am right there with you girl! I'm all for a transformation....

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  2. HILARIOUS! I on the other hand have no skills to lose.

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  3. I blame my lack of dancing skills on:

    1) back fat

    2) too much time spent in the gay bar dancing to techno

    i need to get my groove back or something.

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  4. I felt like I was loosing my groove for a while and I started taking "Zumba" class. It's basically Latin dance aerobics. It's so fun, an amazing workout and I get lots of practice for the weekend!

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  5. If you are drinking the right amounts of alchohol....it doesn't matter if you can dance on the outside, its what's on the inside that counts!

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  6. I love to dance. I think this weekend I will be seen out dancing. I will bust out some of my super cool white girl moves just for you.

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  7. Oh.my.gawd. That video!

    BWAHAHAHA

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  8. Only if I can do the shopping cart

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  9. ummmmmm the same thing has happened to me. oooor i couldnt ever really dance, i just *thought* i could. ha. too bad i dont live closer so we could practice together.

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  10. I have bever been able to dance, however, if enough alcohol is consumed. I don't care. :-)

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  11. HAHAHAHAHA i was just lamenting this fact a few weekends ago! i used to have SWEET moves! i used to go clubbing and have black men tell me i had some sister in me! and now.... uh. there is no sister in me. WHY. WHERE DID MY SISTER GO.

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  12. Time for you to get that swagger back.

    I'd love to go dancing this weekend (sadly we never did while roomies). Hit me up yo.

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  13. I coulda sworn you had some mooooves last MONDAY when we were dancing at Ultra!! But then again....that was after a few bevs...

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  14. Ugh! I feel the same way! Since when does my husband get more compliments on his moves than I do. When did this happen???

    Your mom rocks!

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  15. I hear ya. I never had any real moves but at least I didn't embarrass myself.

    Now I "dance" like a sedated, one-legged Dr. Evil.

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  16. I love to dance (after a few drinks of course.) I know I lost a lot of my moves over the years, but I still get out there and shake my ass every once in awhile.

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  17. Haha. I'm not much of a dancer, but I have fun doing it. And I am convinced that as long as we don't dance to Soulja Boy, we'll not look like mommy dancers. Hopefully.

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  18. oiye. if i lived in cleveland, we'd definitely be going dancing this weekend.

    or making a rap-video-girl music vid in your kitchen. don't even laugh cause you know it'd be a blast ;)

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  19. i'd like to state that i'm going to have It's Hip To Be Square in my head for the REST OF THE DAY.

    Thank you!

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  20. ooohmygod i love your mom. and you. i want to come dancing with you BOTH this weekend, yes please.

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  21. oh shit. that's not your mom. im sorry. still, i want to go dancing with you, and why not your mom?

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  22. I'll be doing my best white girl dancing at a wedding this weekend in Erie.

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  23. I have no moves. Never did. Never will.

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  24. haha. i used to have moves, it's been a while since i've actually put them to good use. i need to go dancing now too.

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  25. LOL too funny...
    how Alexa got her groove back!

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  26. That was AWESOME! I'll go dancing!

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  27. My mom dances with this really horrifying hip gyration thing that just makes me shudder.

    God. If I ever, just shoot me. Please.

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  28. I definitely need to practice my dancing. I found myself last weekend doing the 'side shuffle' with my eyes closed and one arm in the air. Sadly, that was before I was even drunk.

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  29. Hey I am all in for anyone who loves hip to be square...
    Ill go dance with ya..easily anytime
    but you got to tolerate a girl who gets overexcited when Billy Ocean and all 80´s music come son...I bust them cheesy moves. I need a partner who can do the blues brother walk with me? you in?

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