featured blogger friday v11

Friday, December 5, 2008

so i took a couple of weeks off from doing a featured blogger friday post. well it's back kids and this week we have a very special guest.

a blog celebrity! a 2008 blogger choice award winner! THE hottest mommy blogger!

do i really need to go on here?

you know who she is. and if you don't, you better recognize people.




who are you and what is your blog?

I am Crissy, Queen of Fucking Everything (can we say fuck here?), and my blog is www.crissyspage.com


where are you typing from?

Work. Duh.

how long have you been blogging and what platform do you use?

I have been blogging for one year and I use wordpress. My husband picked it out. I
have no idea.


sum up your piece of the internet in one sentence.

My blog is fucking spectacular.

are you an anonymous blogger or do you scream who you are from the rooftop?

Let's just say that I'm screwed if I decide to run for president.


do your readers know what you look like?

My readers have seen me naked. I'd call that a big yes.

if you could become famous from blogging like dooce would you want to?

Hell yes. I'll sell my shit out in a heartbeat. Blog for sale! Call me people! I
think Dooce secretly wants to be me though. She copies everything I do.
It's pretty sad when you get pregnant just because somebody else did. Just
sayin. Get a life Doocie.


so you just drank a bottle of wine alone and you’re sitting at your
computer, who are the three bloggers that you email or google talk with?

Ooooo...I have a strict policy regarding email and Merlot. They just don't
mix. It's mostly because my ability to type when drunk becomes nonexistent.
But if I could type, I would choose Chris, Dingo, Stoogepie i email with the three of them the most. Does it still count because I'm sober?

how many blogs are in your google reader?

In my what now? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


if you had $1000 to spend and could only buy one item, what would you buy?

I would buy a new refrigerator--A fancy one that doesn't freeze my lettuce. I
know. I even bore myself.

what’s your favorite thing to do after 10pm?

Sleep! Are you kidding me?


top three favorite movies from your childhood.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder version of course), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Beetlejuice.

name something random that i could find if i was snooping through your
purse/wallet?

A pair of Curious George panties, a light up penis keychain, baggie of mashed Lucky Charms.


link to a funny you tube video you like.

Gosh. Is it wrong that all the videos I'd link to are ones that I made?

[editor's note: this is my favorite crissy youtube video]

wanna share a secret with me, i promise i won’t tell… <-- that’s a lie, but
tell me something anyways.

I tried to sell my panties on Craigslist last Christmas. It didn't work out. Did you know people want DIRTY panties? Eeeeeeewwwwww!!!


if you could trade places with one blogger for one day who would it be and
why?

Bossy. But I don't know why. I just really like her.

who’s your blog crush?

Oh I have so many! I'll limit it to the boys who are Chris, Ben, Stoogepie and I guess I should include,my husband, but I have some girl ones too (I'm looking at you Melissa, Kiala, and Dingo).


parting words of wisdom?

Never wear anything red and shiny on your ass because it will make it look like a tomato.

Never masturbate in a voting booth.

Vodka makes babies appear in your tummy.



[editors note: i'm looking to revamp the featured blogger questionnaire. so when you are done leaving crissy a comment telling her how awesome she is, throw in a question that you would like to see on this little survey of mine]

35 comments:

  1. I loved this! Re: Craiglist -- For decent cash, I think I'd be willing to send not-so-fresh knickers. But, totally, ew.

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  2. I just watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off the other day. I took notes on his tips on how to fake sick.

    I have checked out Dooce and honestly I really don't get why she is famous. Is that mean? I don't mean to be. I will just leave it at that.

    Great now all her fans are going to hunt me down. I will have to join witness protection and leave the country.

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  3. Thank you so much for giving me the chance to do this! It was really fun!

    I'll come back when I have a good question for you. I haven't finished all my coffee yet.

    I'm still stupid.

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  4. Oh Crissy, I'd run away with you to start our own little love colony but I don't think I'd survive the first night if you know what I mean.

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  5. Crissy. CRISSY. You did not really try to sell your panties did you?!?!?!

    How much did you ask?

    No I don't want to buy them.

    (call me. we'll work something out)

    Alexa: new questions... hmmmm. Top 5 websites you visit a day? spit or swallow? I'm sorry-- that's what I think about when I meet someone.

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  7. I heart the queen of fucking everything. Read that girl's crazy everyday. It's like, wake up, shit and then it's a toss-up between brushing my teeth and reading Crissy.

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  8. I read Crissy AS SOON AS I get to work. It's my reward for making it in for another day.

    Plus I'm usually alone so if a picture of a chin dildo pops up on my screen there is less of a chance my boss will see it.

    Questions for bloggers...
    Do you write your posts beforehand or just wing it?
    Ideal blog meet-up guest list?

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  9. Crissy really is the QUEEN!!

    Great interview! LOL!

    I've taken note: Pour all Grey Goose down the drain...NOW!!

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  10. Oops! Forget to add a question...

    If you weren't blogging, would your life still feel "complete"?? What would you do in the meantime??

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  11. Due to the fact that work can be so "blah" on most days, I need my daily dose of Crissy. She's just awesome!

    (Pssst! Did I do enough kissing up Crissy?)

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  12. I love you Crissy. You make me laugh!

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  13. Crissy, I just recently started reading your blog and I love it.

    The third person rocks.

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  14. Nice interview. I'll be stealing this idea.

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  15. i heart this QOFE.
    and that's my favorite video of hers too.

    questions...
    i got nothin. let me think and come back.

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  16. A fridge??? Man, that was lame.

    Also, the links to stoogepie, Ben and I don't work.

    Also, for a question - how about: What's the hardest thing about blogging?

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  17. Wow. I'm glad I dont like vodka

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  18. @surviving hey link police, they are fixed. ; )

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  19. Oh! I'm a girl crush. I'm honored. And excited. In the good way.

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  20. Of course she's awesome! And I'm in total agreement on the Gene Wilder version. Johnny Depp should stick to being piraty.

    Hm, interview question possibility:

    What's your favorite thing about blogging?

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  21. hey, the links to kiala and me are borked too!

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  22. Yay, featured blogger is back! And with a vengeance because, really, Chrissy is one of my favorites. Her blog? Awesome.

    As for a question, hmmm...

    Most embarrassing thing you've done?

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  23. Well played to you both. That was engaging, and that word usually makes me run for the hills, what with commitment-phobia and all.

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  24. Awesome interview! I remember the panties story. Amazing what people will pay for!

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  25. @ken - i have no clue why those links were all being crazy. consider them fixed. jeez, it's like this is my first blog post or something ; )

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  26. omg. another blogger added to the reader, STAT. thank you :-)

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  27. If you're revamping your questionnaire, I want to do it again!

    Again, mommy! Again!

    PS. Godbless you for getting my boob jokes.

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  28. AMEN Lbluca77 Dooce is lame. Crissy is far far superior. Seriously though what is great about Dooce? I just don't get it.

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  29. anndddd adding you to my reader. sassy moms are the best!

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  30. Hilarious. But, warning: if you ever do change places with Bossy for a day, try not to let it be the day Bossy has put olive oil on her hair. Because: ew.

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  31. I don't drink Vodka but babies still appeared in my tummy. How did that happen?!?

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  32. YAY I'm glad Featured Blogger Friday is officially back! I was wondering what happened!

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