so i took a couple of weeks off from doing a featured blogger friday post. well it's back kids and this week we have a very special guest.
a blog celebrity! a 2008 blogger choice award winner! THE hottest mommy blogger!
do i really need to go on here?
you know who she is. and if you don't, you better recognize people.
who are you and what is your blog?
I am Crissy, Queen of Fucking Everything (can we say fuck here?), and my blog is www.crissyspage.com
where are you typing from?
how long have you been blogging and what platform do you use?
I have been blogging for one year and I use wordpress. My husband picked it out. I
have no idea.
sum up your piece of the internet in one sentence.
My blog is fucking spectacular.
are you an anonymous blogger or do you scream who you are from the rooftop?
Let's just say that I'm screwed if I decide to run for president.
do your readers know what you look like?
My readers have seen me naked. I'd call that a big yes.
if you could become famous from blogging like dooce would you want to?
Hell yes. I'll sell my shit out in a heartbeat. Blog for sale! Call me people! I
think Dooce secretly wants to be me though. She copies everything I do.
It's pretty sad when you get pregnant just because somebody else did. Just
sayin. Get a life Doocie.
so you just drank a bottle of wine alone and you’re sitting at your
computer, who are the three bloggers that you email or google talk with?
Ooooo...I have a strict policy regarding email and Merlot. They just don't
mix. It's mostly because my ability to type when drunk becomes nonexistent.
But if I could type, I would choose Chris, Dingo, Stoogepie i email with the three of them the most. Does it still count because I'm sober?
how many blogs are in your google reader?
In my what now? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
if you had $1000 to spend and could only buy one item, what would you buy?
I would buy a new refrigerator--A fancy one that doesn't freeze my lettuce. I
know. I even bore myself.
what’s your favorite thing to do after 10pm?
Sleep! Are you kidding me?
top three favorite movies from your childhood.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder version of course), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Beetlejuice.
name something random that i could find if i was snooping through your
A pair of Curious George panties, a light up penis keychain, baggie of mashed Lucky Charms.
link to a funny you tube video you like.
Gosh. Is it wrong that all the videos I'd link to are ones that I made?
[editor's note: this is my favorite crissy youtube video]
wanna share a secret with me, i promise i won’t tell… <-- that’s a lie, but
tell me something anyways.
I tried to sell my panties on Craigslist last Christmas. It didn't work out. Did you know people want DIRTY panties? Eeeeeeewwwwww!!!
if you could trade places with one blogger for one day who would it be and
Bossy. But I don't know why. I just really like her.
who’s your blog crush?
Oh I have so many! I'll limit it to the boys who are Chris, Ben, Stoogepie and I guess I should include,my husband, but I have some girl ones too (I'm looking at you Melissa, Kiala, and Dingo).
parting words of wisdom?
Never wear anything red and shiny on your ass because it will make it look like a tomato.
Never masturbate in a voting booth.
Vodka makes babies appear in your tummy.
[editors note: i'm looking to revamp the featured blogger questionnaire. so when you are done leaving crissy a comment telling her how awesome she is, throw in a question that you would like to see on this little survey of mine]