this whole he's just not that into you movie thing has got me thinking.
why is it always about the guy not being into the girl. that's a little sexist right? so i decided that to be fair i want to talk about when SHE'S just not that into you.
you being the douchebag in the puka shell necklace. yeah, you.
top ten ways to tell if SHE'S just not that into you. listen up boys.
1. she won't return your call. or if she does return your call it's in the form of a text message telling you how busy she's been.
2. she tries to hook you up with every single one of her single friends but herself.
3. she sleeps with one of your best friends.
4. she won't introduce you to her friends and family. pssst, she's hiding you!
5. she won't make eye contact with you, instead she is scanning the bar. and that wink? it's just something in her eye.
6. she only calls/texts you when its 2am after the bar. she's doing that because she didn't meet anyone better that night.
7. she only talks to you online. emails/gchats/facebook are a great form of communication and a great way to get to know a person but eventually the correspondence needs to be face to face. if she doesn't want to meet up with you, you're screwed.
8. if she runs away LIKE THIS every time she see you. (seriously click on the link, it's hilarious and worth it)
9. she tells you she's on her period as an excuse not to sleep with you four weekends in a row. boom, roasted.
10. she has a restraining order out on you and you can't step within 100 feet of her - very bad sign.
now considering that i personally have done #2 and #3 to boys that i have very much been interested in proves one thing.
women are confusing as fuck.
what did i miss? what do you do when you simply aren't into the person?