people who use black pen and people who use blue pen.
people who use black pen are cool and smooth like george clooney. george would never think of using a blue pen.
do you know who uses a blue pen?
why couldn't he have just been samuel "screech" powers forever? he turned into such a blue pen writing douche.
you see, people who use black pen sign multi-millionaire endorsement deals like lebron.
and people who use blue pen sign birthday cards to themselves, or are maxie.
do you remember when it was cool to even be able to use a pen at all? when in grade school it was pencil only? and when one was allowed to upgrade to pen but it had to be wait for it...
erasable blue pen. that shit never erased.
now if you use blue pen i won't be mad at you, i'll just judge you, then buy you a black pen - it's for the best.
what's you pen color of choice?
editors note: it's my sissy and my yiayia's birthday today and i must give them a shout out like they deserve - love you both!