chief wahoo wants you to caption this...

Friday, April 10, 2009

today is the cleveland indians home opener and upon looking at weather.com it's supposed to be raining non-stop from 3am to 6pm so i think it's pretty safe to assume that the game is going to get rained out.

but you never know, it IS ohio and the weather changes as often as i blink, so we'll see.

honestly though, i don't care if it's raining. i have the day off of work, friends to hangout with, beer vodka to drink and if it happens to not rain - a baseball game to watch.

but just in case it does rain i have a back up plan - bars have roofs.

the show must go on.


even though baseball is my least favorite sport to watch, the main thing it has going for it is that the season is during the summer and you can sit at a bar outside and pretend to watch the game even though it is the slowest sport known to man.


good thing there's hot dogs, and the opportunity to get on the jumbotron.

so in honor of opening day, and the fact that i haven't had a blog contest in awhile i'm asking you my loyal blog readers to caption this photo of me.

the picture below was taken during an indians night game on my 26th birthday (2 and a half years ago), and i think only god knows what the hell i was thinking/doing when this picture was taken.


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whoever comes up with the best caption for the above "it's alexa's birthday and she can yell really loud if she wants to" picture by tuesday night you will win a yet to be determined cleveland themed prize.

GO TRIBE!

33 comments:

  1. "I don't care what the team colors are, I'm STILL wearing black. Dammit."

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  2. Dude, I think Deutlich just won it. =)

    "I thought the Tribe's foam finger was the only thing that big. Dude, put it back in your pants!"

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  3. That picture is me at a Florida Gators game, I get a bit nutty.

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  4. "It is a little known fact that Chief Wahoo (seen above) is actually a woman. Here, she clearly demonstrates the powerful effect that firewater has on the native American constitution."

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  5. slowest sport. do you watch football? at least with baseball, there is forward motion, and not stopped every minute for 5 minutes. Or spend 10 minutes passing a ball up and down a court to miss a basket and start again.

    I hate all sports, but at least baseball has more to it and you can get a nice tan watching it. And the men do have the best butts!

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  6. "How'd we run out of booze already?!"

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  7. Will Wild Thing be pitching today? Ok that is all I know about the Indians. But still a great movie. Hopefully the game won't get rained out. I'm going to the Red Sox/Angels game tomorrow and am praying there is no rain too.

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  8. I think Deutlich won too!!!!

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  9. " Yes, I know. Grady Sizemore is THAT BIG!"

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  10. "Where do you think you're going! That's MY beer!"

    Awesome pic!

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  11. Not entering the contest, just wanted to say hi & I am in the OH IO. :) hanging out at the in-laws for Easter weekend.

    Oh, and my new boss used to be a Buckeye football player for Woody! I feel like I'm working for a celebrity. ;)

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  12. "You want me to do WHAT with that horse penis???"

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  13. "Quick, use Wahoo to soak up that spilled martini. We can use his feather like a straw, I mean sponge!"

    Also, go Tribe! I miss them. I'm in AZ after 25 years growing up near Cleveland and the Diamondbacks are stinky.

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  14. "Ewww. OK. Who made sweet love to my foam finger?"

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  15. haha this picture is amazing.

    i'm not really a good captioner but i just had to comment on the awesomeness of the pic :)

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  16. "what do you mean you ran out of beer?!!!"

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  17. Deutlich....good one. What a NICE left wrist you had back then, I loved it!

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  18. THAT HOME RUN BALL JUST WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE

    QUICK, CATCH THE BEERS

    sincerely,
    salami rose

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  19. "narm, that is NOT what I meant when I asked you to show me your indian spirit!!!"

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  20. i think this game is versus Toronto?

    woot. if it is it's like we're spending a Friday together! lol

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  21. "OMG...This was supposed to be a Tomahawk!!"

    Sorry! I know that I may be forever banned from this blog, but I have been a, shall we say, NON-Cleveland Indians fan for all of my 25 years.

    Go Braves!

    Feel free to spam my blog with anti-Atlanta sentiment anytime.

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  22. "I just don't see any factual evidence that the MedMart is going to be the boon to our local economy that they're claiming."

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  23. OMG who spilled the cheap beer on my Louis Vuitton bag?!

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  24. Beat it nerd!!




    See ya freak!!

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  25. Captions:

    "Dude! Don't spill my beer!"

    "What do you mean the keg is empty!?"

    "No peanuts? I can't WORK in these conditions!"

    "OMFG Cleveland rocks!"

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  26. "Did you know that when the sign reads, speed limit enforced by aircraft, they are not kidding...WTF!"

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  27. "Blue foam?!?! There can be no blue foam at this table!!!!!"

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  28. I don't have a caption for you - but great pic, made me laugh!

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