you know when everything is going well?
the stars are aligning, the words that are coming out of your mouth are surprisingly making sense, you're having a good hair or outfit day, and that boy you have a crush on just called and asked you out.
but you see, whenever everything is going peachy keen for me i somehow end up making an ass out of myself.
i like to call it my life's natural balance.
something always ends up going wrong when everything is going right to remind myself not to be a cocky b@tch who is way too full of herself.
now i promise i'm not getting all pessimistic on you, what ends up going wrong isn't necessarily all doom and gloom. it can be something as simple as spilling water down my shirt, or getting a massive zit on my chin right before a major event.
OR perhaps while walking down the street towards home with a couple of friends after an AAF happy hour at d'vine wine bar you trip on uneven pavement falling on your face.
true story: i fell flat on my face tonight.
and right now as i'm typing this i have a bloody knee, skinned palms of my hands and a fat upper lip.
and no i wasn't beat up - it was my 4 inch heels and my life reminding me that i'm not perfect.
life's natural balance giving me a nice little dose of reality.
although i think i'm in denial of the fact that this stuff only happens to me...
or does it?