i have an announcement to make, an announcement that may make you look at me little different. you see, i've done something that never in my wildest dreams did i think that i would ever, EVER do.
i've put myself up for sale.
yes, you've read that right - i'm for sale.
me, alexa marinos (have fun with that full name google stalkers), have agreed to be auctioned off for charity - the american advertising federation cleveland chapter scholarship fund charity to be exact.
god help me.
my dear friend always a bridesmaid (who i will kill later if no one buys me) talked me into selling myself - literally. i think i really agreed to it for the blog fodder alone. we'll see what comes of it i guess.
so starting today through thursday may 21st at 5pm you can go to the AAF cleveland auction site and BID ON ME.
the "a night out with alexa marinos - cleveland's a plum author" package includes:
-two indians tickets vs the chicago white sox
-$50 gift certificate to winking lizard
-yours truly as your companion.
i'm a bargain - you should bid on me now before someone snags me up! you know you want to know how fun and cool i am in real life don't you?
what are you waiting for? check out my auction item page and bid.
BID!
from my standpoint, it sounds like money well spent.
ReplyDeleteSince we can go out for free, I won't bid on you. But you better believe I will follow you around on the night out, capturing all the fun with my Flip camera.
ReplyDeleteI like Allison's idea. But I need a video camera for this.
ReplyDeleteI will only bid if it comes with airfare. I'm sorry.
ReplyDelete"List Price: Priceless"
ReplyDeleteLove it.
Will they ship you to out of towners? They could put holes in the box.
How fun does this sound!! Now I am excited to hear all about this and the lucky winner that gets you.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome. I wish someone would pay for the pleasure of my company. I don't understand.
ReplyDeleteNow now I wish we have something like that over here, that'll be so cool..I'll definitely put myself there hahahaa have fun! I want to bid but I'm too far..:p
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome! I cannot believe you've put yourself up for auction, but I bet you'll get a lot of bidders. And, if nothing else, the evening will be wonderful because of the Indians tickets AND dinner. It HAS to be.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you already have a bidder! Phew. I'm not gonna get killed now. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! I can't wait to hear how it goes.
ReplyDeleteI've got $5 on it.
ReplyDeleteOnly because I am broke until Friday.
ReplyDeleteBut, if I win, then I'm sending my hunk of a husband to that game. He happens to be a huge White Sox fan. And I'm not sure Alexa would have very much fun with a married man who cheers for the other team. =)
ReplyDeletebut you are simply priceless ;)
ReplyDeleteMaxie and I have already started finding the worst possible pictures of men online to use as your "bidders."
ReplyDeleteIf only I wasn't broke.
Is a plane trip to Cleveland involved in that.
ReplyDeleteAlso if it was for a date with Nerm I would probably bid 5 grand.
Can you cover my travel costs too?
ReplyDeleteHaha this is such an awesome idea! Good luck with the sale!
ReplyDeleteyou are mine. if anyone tries to snag you away from me i will KILL THEM.
ReplyDeletethats awesome!!! good luck with the auction :)
ReplyDeleteWould I have to come to Cleveland to claim my prize? Or is this "date" relocatable?
ReplyDeletehaha that is so cool. can't wait to see what comes of this :)
ReplyDeleteWay to go girl. I have some moolah to contribute. Do you clean?
ReplyDeleteYou rock Alexa!! I can't wait to see how much Maxie pays for you. (I love the list price: Priceless)
ReplyDeleteI think this is awesome. I would without a doubt have bid for you if I was in Cleveland, spending an evening with you would be great fun!!
ReplyDeleteI am really glad I can vouch for how cool and fun you are in real life. You are a total rockstar.
ReplyDeleteAlso? TOMMMMMMMMMOOORRROOWW!!
But I don't live in Cleveland! This isn't fair.
ReplyDeleteYou are one brave girl!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see how this plays out!
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