so i have some announcements to make (cue drum roll).
what do diane keaton, lorraine bracco, sharon stone and edie falco all have in common?
and don't say they are all actresses, cause that's just obvious...
they were all mob wives in the godfather trilogy, goodfellas, casino and the sopranos respectively.
you see, i have a mild obsession with gangster storylines and when i say mild i might really mean obsessive obsession.
but as well written and enjoyable the above films are to watch after much contemplating i've decided that i'm not necessarily interested in the storyline as much as i am interested in the lifestyle.
the money, the furs, the jewels, the blow, the cursing, the booze, the guns, the fast cars and the power - mostly the power.
kiss the ring.
and i don't care if the "keep it in the family" lifestyle has been sensationalized in the media. i can't help that i'm a hopeless mob groupie, and that all i have to do is watch johnny depp's new movie trailer for public enemies to get all hot and bothered.
so i have an announcement to make (cue drum roll).
i've decided that i want to become a mob wife - big hair, gold jewelery, red lipstick, and all. the whole shebang.
i wonder if there is a gangster dating website? like findadon.com, gangstershaveheartstoo.com, or marrythemob.com
how does one marry a mobster?