alexa the cyborg

Tuesday, July 14, 2009
want a sure fire way to in one fall swoop make your coworkers laugh hysterically and want to slap you to shut the hell up at the same time?

talk like the cyborg/robot in the chi chi's salsa commercial below.

over and over and OVER again.




i want chicken and chi chi's.


i WANT chicken and chi chi's.

and then, when you want to grab some take out from your favorite lunch spot tastebuds repeat "i want tastebuds, i WANT tastebuds" over and over again.

all while cracking yourself, and only yourself up.

you have to watch the video to even have an inkling of what i'm talking about.

for whatever reason i do an excellent impersonation of the robot, i may as well have been the voice talent on the commercial - it's uncanny.

i'm thinking of letting people hire me as entertainment at parties and i'll only talk in the robot voice, it'll be awesome.

awesomely horrible.

i'll stop now.


good to know i'm still an annoying, immature child at heart merely pretending to be a savvy marketing professional by day.

23 comments:

Just Playing Pretend said...

The word chi chi makes me giggle.

First comment... Booyah!

Susan said...

hahaha - I want taste buds.

Adam said...

love this commercial. it's hilarious!

SoMi's Nilsa said...

Admittedly, I'd likely tell you to shut the eff up if you put that on repeat. hahaha.

Matt said...

So where's the video of YOU doing the robot voice?

LiLu said...

"These pretzels are making ME thirsty.

THESE pretzels are MAKING me thirsty.

These PRETZELS..."

Marie said...

Growing up is SO overrated!

Now can we see a video of you doing the robot impression?

Jill Pilgrim said...

Sweet! You just gave me a new weapon in my driving-my-husband-slowly-batshit-crazy arsenal. Thank you!

Ben said...

That's a WONDERFUL plan.

Hello robot voice!

Goodbye respect of my peers!

Chele said...

my boyfriend plays keyboard cat on repeat...now i finally have something to shoot back with

Shannon said...

I vote for a video blog reenactment!

Organic Meatbag said...

Wow, you still have Chi Chi's up there? They all shut down here in Louisville, KY...hahahaha...

Nice 'bot, by the way...

Maxie said...

Alexa.

No.

rs27 said...

That is probably the worst robot voice I've ever heard. Small Wonder is pissed.

poo poo said...

Where do you find this stuff? I love it!

Alice said...

aaaaah i have the robot's voice on repeat in my head without you even here saying it out loud! fml.

Tdub said...

haha this made me laugh. love it.

Katelin said...

haha i've never seen that commercial. quite a gem, love it.

Bayjb said...

I haven't seen this before! But damn you for doing this , not as bad as the Fillet O'Fish but close. Damn you.

Andhari said...

Seriously I love the video and you better do it with a bit of robot moves too!:P

brookem said...

ha i love this/him!

Fizzgig said...

i love making me laugh more than anyone else....then when I'm hysterical and crying over some stupidity, they cant help but laugh at me too!

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