want a sure fire way to in one fall swoop make your coworkers laugh hysterically and want to slap you to shut the hell up at the same time?
talk like the cyborg/robot in the chi chi's salsa commercial below.
over and over and OVER again.
i want chicken and chi chi's.
i WANT chicken and chi chi's.
and then, when you want to grab some take out from your favorite lunch spot tastebuds repeat "i want tastebuds, i WANT tastebuds" over and over again.
all while cracking yourself, and only yourself up.
you have to watch the video to even have an inkling of what i'm talking about.
for whatever reason i do an excellent impersonation of the robot, i may as well have been the voice talent on the commercial - it's uncanny.
i'm thinking of letting people hire me as entertainment at parties and i'll only talk in the robot voice, it'll be awesome.
i'll stop now.
good to know i'm still an annoying, immature child at heart merely pretending to be a savvy marketing professional by day.