alexa the cyborg

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

want a sure fire way to in one fall swoop make your coworkers laugh hysterically and want to slap you to shut the hell up at the same time?

talk like the cyborg/robot in the chi chi's salsa commercial below.

over and over and OVER again.




i want chicken and chi chi's.


i WANT chicken and chi chi's.

and then, when you want to grab some take out from your favorite lunch spot tastebuds repeat "i want tastebuds, i WANT tastebuds" over and over again.

all while cracking yourself, and only yourself up.

you have to watch the video to even have an inkling of what i'm talking about.

for whatever reason i do an excellent impersonation of the robot, i may as well have been the voice talent on the commercial - it's uncanny.

i'm thinking of letting people hire me as entertainment at parties and i'll only talk in the robot voice, it'll be awesome.

awesomely horrible.

i'll stop now.


good to know i'm still an annoying, immature child at heart merely pretending to be a savvy marketing professional by day.

23 comments:

  1. The word chi chi makes me giggle.

    First comment... Booyah!

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  2. hahaha - I want taste buds.

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  3. love this commercial. it's hilarious!

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  4. Admittedly, I'd likely tell you to shut the eff up if you put that on repeat. hahaha.

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  5. So where's the video of YOU doing the robot voice?

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  6. "These pretzels are making ME thirsty.

    THESE pretzels are MAKING me thirsty.

    These PRETZELS..."

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  7. Growing up is SO overrated!

    Now can we see a video of you doing the robot impression?

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  8. Sweet! You just gave me a new weapon in my driving-my-husband-slowly-batshit-crazy arsenal. Thank you!

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  9. That's a WONDERFUL plan.

    Hello robot voice!

    Goodbye respect of my peers!

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  10. my boyfriend plays keyboard cat on repeat...now i finally have something to shoot back with

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  11. I vote for a video blog reenactment!

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  12. Wow, you still have Chi Chi's up there? They all shut down here in Louisville, KY...hahahaha...

    Nice 'bot, by the way...

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  13. That is probably the worst robot voice I've ever heard. Small Wonder is pissed.

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  14. Where do you find this stuff? I love it!

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  15. aaaaah i have the robot's voice on repeat in my head without you even here saying it out loud! fml.

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  16. haha this made me laugh. love it.

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  17. haha i've never seen that commercial. quite a gem, love it.

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  18. I haven't seen this before! But damn you for doing this , not as bad as the Fillet O'Fish but close. Damn you.

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  19. Seriously I love the video and you better do it with a bit of robot moves too!:P

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  20. i love making me laugh more than anyone else....then when I'm hysterical and crying over some stupidity, they cant help but laugh at me too!

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