krusty's summer sauce camp

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

i've said it once and i'll say it again krusty's summer sauce camp is the best event of the summer in all of cleveland.

celebrating the 18th year of raising money for the
malachi house, krusty's is taking place this saturday august 1st at the whiskey island marina from noon till dusk.

tickets are $40 in advance and can be purchased at the following locations around cleveland:

-brennan's colony
-ironwood cafe

-kenilworth tavern
-merry arts

-rocky river brewing company

-the clevelander

-whiskey island marina


you can also purchase tickets at the gate for $50 day of the event.


so those of you that aren't familiar with this fantastic day-o-fun you're probably wondering what does $40 gets you?


well besides helping a very deserving charity, you get an all-you-can-eat buffet, adult beverages, 2,000 fellow clevelanders to party with, a beautiful day on the lake and live music from
madison crawl and wrong way (a sublime tribute band).


there will also be a krusty's kornhole tournament starting promptly at 2pm with a $1000 purse. if i had any skill at kornhole i would enter in a heartbeat. maybe they can have a beer drinking contest for a $1000 purse next year...

basically what all the above information boils down to is a damn good party for a damn good cause and i GUARANTEE that if you go you will have an amazing time - promise.

so what are you waiting for?

it's going to be beautiful on saturday - call your friends, make some plans and i'll see you there where i'll greet you (if you find me) with a big sloppy kiss of gratitude.


me (with long hair) at the legendary krusty's in 2007

MWAH!

20 comments:

  1. I love your hair in this pic! You look smashing!

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  2. I am still lusting over your hair in this picture.

    I have not been at an all-you-can-eat buffet in ages. This is probably for the best.

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  3. May I please have your hair? I am currently dying of hair envy and am unable to make any sort of interesting/witty/coherent comment. The end.

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  4. Blatchel plowed through the kornhole tourney last year only to lose in the championship to a couple of no-shirt-wearing, muscle-flexing, d-bags :(

    Althought the $350 was nice, I think I'll take the 3 hours of cornhole playing and dedicate it to getting shit-canned in '09...boo-YAH

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  5. Look at that beautiful mug! You are serving your community well.

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  6. and WHY am I not coming to cleveland again this weekend??

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  7. Ok but what do we do if we don't live in Cleveland?

    And you are smokin!

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  8. When I saw Krusty in the title I thought of Krusty the clown from the Simpsons. Have fun.

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  9. ha, i totally thought it was krusty the clown as well :-) this sounds AWESOME. wish i were in cleveland this wkd...

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  10. I was there last year but don't remember one second of it. I remember being at hte Map Room after talking to some girl from Buffalo and she said, "You don't seem as drunk as your friends." Then I passed out on the bar.

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  11. Hey "court" - I'm 1 of the 2 "no-shirt-wearing, muscle-flexing, d-bags" you're referring to...and I plan on completing the following list at Krusty's 2009:

    - getting equally as destroyed as I did in 2008,
    - having my shirt off somewhere around 7-8 hours,
    - slamming beers/margaritas from the neck of a plastic flamingo,
    - eating 2 Krusty burgers and throwing the 3rd at fat-asses who will eat their $40 worth while they're there,
    - beating whoever this Blatchel clown is AGAIN probably 21-0 (if they even make it that far),
    - p*ss*ng all over the toilet paper in the Port-O-potties just because,

    and last but not least,

    - SOJ

    See ya Saturday...

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  12. Will Krusty actually make an appearance? Hehehehe... trust me, if I lived in the area, I would go to this event...

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  13. holy long hair!

    And I'd go even farther than you to say that Krusty's is the best event ALL YEAR in Cleveland...not just the summer!!!

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  14. So sad I'm gonna miss this! (I'll be partying down at a wedding tho... which will basically be Krusty's in formal wear.)

    Behave yourself! And bring extra toilet paper in your purse!

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  15. I already have plans, but I'm in for next year! Sounds like a lot of fun.

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  17. Oucha McGoucha....

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