i know that 99% of you think that i am a wonderful, beautiful, amazing, skinny, funny and perfect human being.
well it may be a shocker for you, but in all reality i can put on quite the pair of bitch pants.
and it's because of these bitch pants that i've been having this problem where if i don't know you, or if you don't know one of my friends, i automatically don't like you. it's like i'm mean or bitchy to a new person until that said new person proves themselves to me.
i believe that some cultures have defined that as being a snob.
i might as well wear a sign that says, "yes, i'm judging you".
but if you have been reading my blog for any amount of time you know that i'm the furthest from a snob - if i was how could i have so many awesome people in my life?
(confession: i bribe them)
now for those of you that know me well and love me you are shaking your head "yes" and laughing at your computer screen cause you know what a brat i can be because you've witnessed it firsthand.
but if you know me well and hate me you are shaking your head with your middle finger pointing at the computer screen.
(let's hug it out, ok?)
obviously i want this so called snobby side of me to go away and i'm actively trying to make this change.
for example there's no reason for me to give a dirty look to the girl that one of my guy friends brought to my party, she's probably a very nice person. in fact she IS a nice person because after a few hours of being a brat to her we end up bonding over a shot of tequila and become best friends.
so why do i have to start out with the cold shoulder? why can't i just be pleasant from the get go?
oh yeah, i know why - it's because i'm that awesome and you should have to prove yourself to be friends with me.
....and now we're back to where we started from.