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Monday, September 14, 2009

the first browns tailgate of the year entailed...

a bottle of champagne for breakfast, too many miller high life's to count, multiple shots, a browns loss, a few hours that i don't recall at all, a broken blackberry, and no food (oh wait, muffin said i ate), which means y'all aren't getting a full post till tomorrow.


you'll have that.

26 comments:

  1. I'm a little bitter that the Browns/Vikings were on EVERY CHANNEL on my satellite dish.

    I was trying to watch the Colts game via some half-assed web feed of a dude in Brazil's TV. No kidding. With Portuguese commenting and everything.

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  2. I suppose that means that you had a good time!! :)

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  3. That sounds like my St. Patrick's Day from last year. It wasn't the funnest day I had....

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  4. That sounds exactly like the day I had... Go browns!

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  5. Don't get me wrong, sounds like you always have a blast but I hope you have connections in Cleveland when it comes to the liver transplant you are you going to need someday!

    Keep posting, you are hysterical :)

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  6. Jamie and I kept saying how we wished we at the game! It looked like an AWESOME day in Cleveland!

    Despite the loss of course.

    And the Bears lost. Eesh!

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  7. If the browns loss is the reason for drinking too much maybe you should like a new team....sorrrrrrryyyyyy im a hater lol. also probably why I dont like sports!

    hope you feel better, AAAAAAND find your blackberry!

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  8. you crack me up.

    Pictures are needed.

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  9. you know where to find me for a new BlackBerry! i can hook it up yo!

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  10. Broken blackberry? That can't be good.

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  11. Weren't you training during the offseason? It's a long season - you need to get into game shape

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  12. how broken is broken. can we not bbm anymore? i dont like that.

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  13. I'm with Maxie. The only thing I care about is the state of your blackberry. Please advise kbai

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  14. Oooo. I bet my BB gave yours e-herpes when we were BBMing. Sowwwweeeeeeee!

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  15. That. Was. Rough.

    Can't wait till the next home game!

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  16. You had me at "a bottle of champagne for breakfast" . . .

    Alexa, you are SOOOO my kind of girl . . . :)

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  17. I love that you start off tailgating with champagne. Classy. That's my girl

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  18. That was tough loss. The Bears broke my heart too. Broke my heart like Urlacher broke his wrist.

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  19. I had a much better time tailgating. My Colts WON!

    Ouch. Yes I did just do that!

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  20. You made it out, thats all the counts.

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  21. Glad ya had fun at the game, but also glad that my Vikes won! :)

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  22. Okay, when I first read this I forgot that a Blackberry is a piece of new-fangled technology, and thought you were conjuring the POIGNANT FRIGGIN' IMAGE of a single berry, crushed by this callous world, seeping its juices like blood.

    I was like, "dude, I'll bet that symbolizes some shit," but, in all honesty, couldn't really figure out -- in the context of this post -- what shit. Unless, I guess, the berry was sobriety and the crushing factor was, um, a day that started with a bottle of champers.

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  23. Umm, this pose really, really makes me want to go to an LSU football game and tailgate for most of the day. Nothing like starting the day off with a beer at 9 a.m...

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