the first browns tailgate of the year entailed...
a bottle of champagne for breakfast, too many miller high life's to count, multiple shots, a browns loss, a few hours that i don't recall at all, a broken blackberry, and no food (oh wait, muffin said i ate), which means y'all aren't getting a full post till tomorrow.
you'll have that.
I'm a little bitter that the Browns/Vikings were on EVERY CHANNEL on my satellite dish.
ReplyDeleteI was trying to watch the Colts game via some half-assed web feed of a dude in Brazil's TV. No kidding. With Portuguese commenting and everything.
I suppose that means that you had a good time!! :)
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like my St. Patrick's Day from last year. It wasn't the funnest day I had....
ReplyDeleteThat sounds exactly like the day I had... Go browns!
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong, sounds like you always have a blast but I hope you have connections in Cleveland when it comes to the liver transplant you are you going to need someday!
ReplyDeleteKeep posting, you are hysterical :)
Jamie and I kept saying how we wished we at the game! It looked like an AWESOME day in Cleveland!
ReplyDeleteDespite the loss of course.
And the Bears lost. Eesh!
If the browns loss is the reason for drinking too much maybe you should like a new team....sorrrrrrryyyyyy im a hater lol. also probably why I dont like sports!
ReplyDeletehope you feel better, AAAAAAND find your blackberry!
you crack me up.
ReplyDeletePictures are needed.
you know where to find me for a new BlackBerry! i can hook it up yo!
ReplyDeleteMan, I miss high lifes.
ReplyDeleteBroken blackberry? That can't be good.
ReplyDeleteWeren't you training during the offseason? It's a long season - you need to get into game shape
ReplyDeletehow broken is broken. can we not bbm anymore? i dont like that.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Maxie. The only thing I care about is the state of your blackberry. Please advise kbai
ReplyDeleteOooo. I bet my BB gave yours e-herpes when we were BBMing. Sowwwweeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteThat. Was. Rough.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait till the next home game!
You had me at "a bottle of champagne for breakfast" . . .
ReplyDeleteAlexa, you are SOOOO my kind of girl . . . :)
You are awesome. The end.
ReplyDeleteI love that you start off tailgating with champagne. Classy. That's my girl
ReplyDeleteThat was tough loss. The Bears broke my heart too. Broke my heart like Urlacher broke his wrist.
ReplyDeleteI had a much better time tailgating. My Colts WON!
ReplyDeleteOuch. Yes I did just do that!
You made it out, thats all the counts.
ReplyDeleteGlad ya had fun at the game, but also glad that my Vikes won! :)
ReplyDeleteOkay, when I first read this I forgot that a Blackberry is a piece of new-fangled technology, and thought you were conjuring the POIGNANT FRIGGIN' IMAGE of a single berry, crushed by this callous world, seeping its juices like blood.
ReplyDeleteI was like, "dude, I'll bet that symbolizes some shit," but, in all honesty, couldn't really figure out -- in the context of this post -- what shit. Unless, I guess, the berry was sobriety and the crushing factor was, um, a day that started with a bottle of champers.
Umm, this pose really, really makes me want to go to an LSU football game and tailgate for most of the day. Nothing like starting the day off with a beer at 9 a.m...
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