and because it's friday, and no one is paying attention to the internet anyways i'm going to share them with you.
text message chain background #1: our family business is getting it's first ever website, and my mother has put me in charge of writing the whopping 5 pages of website content. easy peasy. well on wednesday she asks me this:
mom: when am i going to get my website content?
alexa: saturday, i'm going to stay home saturday night. i'll write it then.
mom: so are you coming home [to canton] then?
alexa: no. i'm going to stay in cleveland.
mom: how am i going to get the website content?
alexa: well mother, email. all the kids are doing it these days.
mom: smarty pants... don't be a pain in the ass doing it with me either.
text message chain background #2: upon reading this TMI teaser blog post from yesterday she sends me this:
mom: what the heck is TMI..and a DM...i need proper english...and why do i have to email you to get it?
alexa: sorry mom, but you can't read this one.
mom: you suck......you shouldn't have anything on the internet i can't read....not good. so what do those letters stand for anyways missy?
i couldn't even respond to her, it's better just to keep her in the dark.
sorry mommy. xoxo.
also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOXXY AND COURT - i love you guys!
well that's all for now folks, have a good weekend, and GO BROWNS.
p.s. will i be seeing you tailgating on sunday? all the cool kids are doing it.