you know the old school folgers coffee commercial that first aired in 1982 that plays every year during christmas about the son coming home early in the morning and his little toe headed sister runs down the stairs screaming "peter!" all excited to see him?
let me refresh your memory...
if you have never seen this commercial you have been living under a serious no pop culture rock.
well this year folgers has decided to update this classic commercial with a new "peter" and a new sister.
but something about this peter 2.0 isn't sitting right with me - watch below.
is it just me or does peter want to bang his little sister?
there are some serious googly eyes being thrown back and forth between the pair, and not in the oh i'm so happy to see you variety.
in the come f@ck me variety.
why is "sister" grown up in this version? and why is "peter" rocking the bedroom eyes, practically licking his lips at the 37 second mark?
i'm mad they didn't leave well enough alone.
essentially this version is the psycho (1998) remake of holiday commercials - catastrophic - they may as well have cast vince vaughn as peter.
that being said, peter, call me, i'd like to know if the best part of waking up really is folgers in your cup.