you know how people always talk about finding their dream job?
fact: my dream job would to simply be famous.
but that's not the point of this post.
for awhile now i've had this other dream job that i'm itching to try out, and by try out i mean for only like two weeks.... so maybe it isn't so much a dream job as it's something i'm intrigued by.
living in a large apartment complex in the warehouse district for the last 4+ years as a resident i've become friends with the buildings concierges, and i've determined that i want to do their job.
perhaps it's the voyeur in me but i think it would be fascinating to work over nights watching residents come home.
think about it, you're the eyes and ears of the building - the power!
you'd know who gets packages, who has lots of guests, who's a jerk and never says hi to you, and who stumbles in at 2am 4 nights a week with multiple hook-ups.
you could even rate the hotness of said hook-ups based on the hotness of the resident and see if it correlates with the intoxication level.
yes, these are the things i think about on a normal basis.
you could feel sorry for the ugly awkward residents who come home alone night in and night out.
or maybe i should just become an anthropologist.
nah, i think i'll stick to marketing shit.
so what's a random job you've always wanted to try out?