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Friday, May 14, 2010

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i have no words.

i'm admittedly in a cavs depression.

and as to pour salt in an open wound i saw my first batch of midges last night while walking home after the game. ew. ew. ew.

i think i'm just going to sit at my desk and eat carbs all day.

the. cavs. have. driven. me. to. eat. carbs.

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oh, and to the DJ at barley house who upon hearing the final buzzer ending the cavs season started playing Jay Z's empire state of mind, i hope you get genital herpes.


14 comments:

  1. I'm counting on you to have a great weekend, despite the loss. Eat carbs, drink too much, and then go out and have fun. Enjoy the weekend!

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  2. Not sure what the relationship between insects, carbs and herpes has to do with anything...

    But eat carbs away dear... i recommend it

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  3. What are we talking about here? What's happening?

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  4. Hmmm. I need an excuse for all the carbs I'm planning to eat today...

    Shit-weather Cavs fan?

    Sure. It works.

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  5. I saw some baby midges this morning as I walked out of my house. Shit.

    Also - I knew there was a good reason for me not going to the barley house last night. (besides me being superstitious and wanting to watch the game at the same place I did last Friday)What an asshole.

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  6. Such a sad game...

    my heart goes out to ya.

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  7. WHAT?!?! The return of the midges might be worse news than the Cavs!!!

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  8. At least the midges bring back good memories. Remember, the last time the Indians were in the playoffs. They helped us defeat the Yankees on our way to the World Ser...oh wait, we blew a 3-1 series lead against...hmm, who was it...oh yeah, Boston. You'd think we'd be numb to this pain as Cleveland sports fans by now.

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  9. WHOA! Genital herpes!? That's a bit harsh. How about shingles and maybe head lice. Or crabs. Quick eat some carbs, and you'll downgrade punishment to an ice cream headache. Carbs fix everything. EVERYTHING I tell you.

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  10. im so happy i dont like the cavs, or sports at all. people are all sorts of depressed about all of this!

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  11. The Jazz do that to me every year... I know the depression that is overtaking you. Be strong. You will get through!

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  12. Agreed. Just eat and drink alot.

    Yes-May flies suck.

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  13. effing bugs, man.

    and if I hear the words "July" and "free agent" one more time I might open fire on my tv. and my tv does not deserve that, trust me.

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  14. That bartender shoudl be stripped of his Ohio citizenship.

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