i have a conundrum for you all.
hypothetically speaking of course...
once upon a time there was a young lass named "alexis", doing her laundry at a communal laundromat in her apartment complex, when she found a very distinct pair of lace pink leopard print panties from victoria's secret that she had been missing since the last time she did laundry.
well, "alexis" found the aforementioned panties in the trashcan of her communal laundromat because apparently she had left them in the dryer the time before.
what should "alexis" do?
should she take the panties from the trashcan knowing that there's about a 98% chance that they are in fact hers, or say ew, they are in a trashcan full of dryer sheets and i'm not taking them?
random situation right?
well, spoiler alert...
i'm "alexis", and this happened to me last night.
and as i stood there with the clean panties in my hand, i thought about taking them back for a quick second but then promptly threw them back in the trashcan.
i mean they were nice and all but who knows what had happened to them in the span of a week in the 10th floor laundry room of bridgeview apartments.
but what would you have done? taken them back or left them to swim with the dryer sheets?
sidenote: how weird is the word panties? i kept typing panties, then underwear, then panties, then underwear, but for whatever reason when i think of "underwear" i think of the big ugly cotton variety and the "panties" that i was describing hardly were that variety... so panties is was!
sidenote 2.0: it's friday!!!! GO BROWNS!!!