random facts about me plus a contest - bonus!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

i automatically heart every single person who reads this blog, and since i can't personally hug each and everyone of you, i'd like to give at least one of you something awesome during this season of giving.

so here's a little holiday contest for this oh so very snowy wednesday.

one of the following statements about me is untrue.... which one do you think it is?

just leave a comment telling me which one you think is a big fat fib and from the correct answers i'll choose a winner for a fun yet to be determined holiday prize courtesy of me! (think itunes, target, etc)

1. i don't drink red white at weddings for fear of spilling on the bride.


2. when i cut onions i wear onion goggles because my eyes burn so much. if i'm wearing my glasses when the need to cut onions arises i put on the onion goggles and places my glasses over them.

3. i didn't ride in an elevator from the age 6 to 9, and when i went to visit my dad's office i walked up the 4 flights of stairs - i was petrified of getting stuck.

4. in addition to the cross on my left wrist, i also have a plum tattooed on my bum.

5. when i lived downtown i had a gun pulled on me in my parking lot over a traffic incident - i looked at the guy and said, "are you effing kidding me?!"


6. i make the best kraft macaroni and cheese ever, it's been documented.

7. my first taste of gambling was when i won $500 from an instant bingo pull tab "store" in a strip mall in canton, ohio. upon winning and seeing my excitement, the lady working the counter gave me a stern look and said, "please don't get addicted to gambling" - i've been losing money ever since.

8. i've had three cars in my lifetime - a 1997 nissan sentra, a 2005 volkswagen jetta and currently i drive a 2008 volvo s40.

9. when i was 6 years old i stood in front of an entire fine dining restaurant and sung whitney houston's the greatest love of all while accompanied by a pianist.

10. for over twenty years my sister and i have worn the exact same pair of matching personalized pajamas on christmas eve.


so which one is a big fat fib?

i'll announce the winner of the yet to be determined awesome holiday prize a week from today, good luck!

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54 comments:

  1. I'm going with number 4 (even though I kind of wish it's true!)

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  2. There is no plum on that sweet, sweet ass.

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  3. oooh i love these, so fun. and i'm going with 4 too actually, haha. i feel like we would have heard about a plum on the bum by now! :)

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  4. I've got to go with #2. I can't believe those things exist.

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  5. I think I would have heard about a plum on your bum by now... but I think that maybe you need to get one!

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  6. No way you have a plum on your bum. I don't believe it. :)

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  7. I also am going with the plum on the bum. I only know one person with a tattoo on their bum and it's pretty crazy to get one there!

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  8. I'm going with 4, but I really have no idea if I'm right!

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  9. I'm going with the plum bum tattoo, but if that doesn't exist yet IT NEEDS TO. I have a cupcake down near mah bizness and I think you deserve a plum.

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  10. nooooooooo waaay is there a plum on your bum.

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  11. So going with #4 along with almost everyone else. But a plum on the bum--totally creative!

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  12. Hmm...I think it's between #2 and #4. I'll go with #4 since I'm guessing some of these other people actually know you instead of just stalking your blog!

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  13. I'll go with number 4, too.

    (Part of me hopes that the secret prize is that you're actually going to -get- a plum on your bum... that would be hilarious and awesome.)

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  14. #4??

    but number two is HILARIOUS.

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  15. No plum on your bum! And I was suprised that I actually knew many of these other ones including kraft mac and cheese and whitney houston!

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  16. haha. i remember when you won that $500 from an instant. you called me! i am going with #4 too but if you do in fact have a plum on your bum I wouldn't be surprised.

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  17. No plum on the bum! That would be cool though.

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  18. I am going to go with #4 as well. I agree with Emily Lauren that the prize should be you getting one!

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  19. I have seen your booty. And there is def no tat. Just pure bootylicious rump.

    P.S. This prize should be a tattoo. You and the winner could get matching plums...or Terminal Towers!

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  20. 4. in addition to the cross on my left wrist, i also have a plum tattooed on my bum.

    Untrue.

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  21. #4!! (You should make the winner get a plum tat on his/her bum, tho.)

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  22. I really wish #4 was actually true, but I gotta side with the majority on this one. Your bum is plum-less.

    If #10 is true, I think that's fantastic.

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  23. I say #4- the plum on your bum. It would be a cute idea though!

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  24. So yeah, I'll go with #4 too. But if #5 is true, I need to hear this story. For reals yo.

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  25. While #4 would be awesome, and #10 borders on "cry for help", I'm going to roll with vox populi and toss my hat in on #4 as the fib.

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  26. No way is there a plum on the Plum's bum!

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  27. I am also going with 4 the plum on your bum

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  28. No. 4. I'm doubting you have purple on your arse.

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  29. Cheating and going with #4. And photos or #2 never happened, lol.

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  30. I vote #4. I think you'd be too worried about what a bum plum would look like when you're 80.

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  31. Voting number four.

    And pics if it's true, yo! And no Photoshopping it. (Is that creepy?)

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  32. Have to agree with everyone else! #4

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  33. def number 4. at least...i hope its untrue....lol

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  34. Plum on your bum? HA! Get serious, woman.

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  35. I'll go with number four 2! Def wold be a saweet tat for you tho ;)

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  36. what an adorable post. im guessing #4 is the big fat fib

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  37. I thought you drove an SUV.

    But I'm going with the crowd with No. 4. I think maybe you do have a plum tattoo, but it's somewhere more visible. I think you also have more than that cross too.

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  38. #4?? The tattoo story I think is te lie, but the gun one is so crazy it's totally a Clevelander story.

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  39. Very thoughtful information and practices to follow. Liked it very much. Thanks for sharing.
    Renadex

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  40. Hello everybody. What is going on? I am new at this place , but assure will be regular now onwards.
    Zetaclear

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  41. I'm going with #4. One because I think if you did, you would have written about it. And two, I can't see you being the type to get one on the bum where only a few people would see it. Maybe a tat or something for your honey to see but not a plum. :)

    **word verification is "bribe" which is slightly appropriate as in can I bribe you to win?? ;)

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  42. I'm going for #4! There is no plum on your bum.

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  43. I think number 4 is false. And this is an awesomely fun giveaway.

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