caveman, baby food, raw, dukan, cookie, master cleanse, twinkie.
what do all those words/phrases have in common?
they are all crazy diets.
well, at least according to the primetime ABC "celebrity weight loss - what really happens"*** tv show i'm currently watching they are.
not so ironically, i'm watching this show as i'm laying on the couch next to a bowl of frozen grapes that i ate instead of a proper dinner.
a pinnacle of health i am.
now with the whole celebrity spin on this diet show i can only WISH someone paid me to stay in shape.
imagine the motivation you would have that if you ate too much ice cream you were punished by your employer by not getting paid for losing your figure.
not being able to pay my mortgage would sure force me to put down the spoon.
hmm, i wonder if i could talk my boss into a new compensation plan structure...
so here's to new years resolutions, and if it isn't obvious from this post, this year mine is to get hotter.
not "hot", because obviously i already am, i want to get hot(ter).
now if you'll excuse me, i need to get to bed, i have the gym in the morning.
***i'll tell you what really happens, they don't effing eat.