I spent approximately 23 minutes last night staring at a rather large spider on the wall of my guest bedroom.
I grabbed some toilet paper to kill it and I couldn't do it.
I wrapped my hand in a paper towel first and then grabbed the toilet paper with my paper towel hand to kill the spider and I still couldn't get close enough to do it.
I walked back to my utility-esque closet to see if there was a weapon that I could use and I came up with this...
.... sans the brush part.
I took the scrubbing bubbles toilet bowl cleaner wand and put toilet paper on the end of it to squish the spider, who hasn't moved an inch mind you, and I STILL couldn't kill it.
I just stood there, like an idiot, nearly paralyzed with fear of a stupid spider.
So I left it there alive on the wall, turned off the light in my spare bedroom, closed the door and prayed that the spider wouldn't come into my bedroom and decide that it wanted to make a permanent home in my mouth/stomach as I slept.
Hopefully my snoring will scare it away.
A spider whisperer I am not.