Comments on cleveland's a plum: Kids don't want books for Christmas

Im going to the library in a little bit and i want...

2011-12-26T00:47:47.148-05:00

Im going to the library in a little bit and i want to read a christmas book for the holidays. I read some really good ones and i really like like happy endings and love.
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I'm only 12 and I don't know what to give ...

2011-12-22T03:50:08.436-05:00

I'm only 12 and I don't know what to give my dad for Christmas. I can not but anything for him, and I don't know what to make.
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Oh you poor thing. That must've been really s...

2011-12-20T12:12:31.046-05:00

Oh you poor thing. That must've been really sad as a little kid!

The only horrid present I got was actually for my 20th birthday. My dad brought me home a car. Now wait until I give a little backstory. My dad is in the car business, and as a result, I got a "new" car about once a year from the ages of 16-22. They were always cars that the business owned, so I just drove around on a dealer plate and all was good.

Anyway, I got home after going out with the girls for my b-day and saw the white 1988 Buick Riveria sitting in the driveway. I wondered why my dad brought home such an ugly car (he drove a different car from the dealership home every night) and went inside... where my dad promptly handed me the keys and said, "Happy Birthday!"

Naturally, I cried, and ran down to my room. I made my best friend go upstairs and tell him I liked the car I had just fine and didn't want the Buick (which he said was a "sports car"). I'm an ungrateful little shit, aren't I?!

Hope you get what you're asking for this Christmas!!!

This video is hysterical. I can't remember my ...

2011-12-19T00:31:27.419-05:00

This video is hysterical. I can't remember my least favorite gift, which is frustrating because I feel like it's right at the edge of my memory. Perhaps I've blocked out the trauma?

(That video is amazing.)

I was laughing so hard reading this, I was sick! ...

2011-12-18T04:07:46.107-05:00

I was laughing so hard reading this, I was sick! How I remember that Christmas day........I was shocked because you really HAD asked for books and I was SO excited you did, since I LOVE to give them as presents! By the way, I didn't give you a Children's Bible that day!

there is a video of me on my eighth or ninth birth...

2011-12-16T19:10:29.963-05:00

there is a video of me on my eighth or ninth birthday and I'm opening a gift from my parents that is a set of pencils. Only I was not upset by this, rather, I was ECSTATIC. Its soooo funny to watch now. And its also kind of sad, like, what child gets so excited about PENCILS?!?

The more books I receive the more we have to pick ...

2011-12-16T04:16:02.357-05:00

The more books I receive the more we have to pick from. My friend got me 2 books for Christmas. I believe I still have 5 other books to read right now. My dad just bought me 3 books.
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Oh my God, laughing about it all over again, Alexa...

2011-12-15T20:22:59.041-05:00

Oh my God, laughing about it all over again, Alexa!!

oh man i asked for books too, but that's a bit...

2011-12-15T16:25:47.809-05:00

oh man i asked for books too, but that's a bit ridiculous to get so many in one year. i actually don't think i've ever had a bad gift receiving incident. however, the first gift my father-in-law ever gave me for christmas was a candle and Dances with Wolves. SO RANDOM. i literally did not know how to react to that, haha.

i got a purple snow suit when i was probably pushi...

2011-12-15T13:10:05.438-05:00

i got a purple snow suit when i was probably pushing 12 and i thougth it was way too old for a snow suit. pretty sure i pouted, said it was stupid and hated it. sorry mom and dad!

i usually had the opposite experience- my sister a...

2011-12-15T13:06:28.173-05:00

i usually had the opposite experience- my sister and i asked for super lame stuff, like rubber bands and paperclips, so when people asked us what we got for christmas and we basically ran down the list of office supplies at Staples, people would get all horrified with my parents. and they'd go "but that's what they ASKED for! we ALSO gave them toys! we swear!"

I can't remember one for me, but I can't w...

2011-12-15T11:55:18.304-05:00

I can't remember one for me, but I can't wait for my niece to open her gift from me and my husband. We got her some kid friendly baking stuff, but I'm not sure if she likes baking at all! She is a bit spoiled so I can't wait to see how she reacts!

Ha, that's awesome! My only unusual Christmas ...

2011-12-15T11:03:32.609-05:00

Ha, that's awesome! My only unusual Christmas memories are two that led me to uncovering the truth about our jolly fat friend. Now there's a blog post idea...have people tell how they found out!

And that video is hilarious!

This video is hilarious! I used to always get ho...

2011-12-15T08:05:05.054-05:00

This video is hilarious!

I used to always get horrible sweaters from an aunt for Christmas gifts. I hated having to pretend that I liked them!