Comments on cleveland's a plum: there are two types of people in this world

You are so very right, and now I'm compelled to li...

2009-11-02T17:58:51.100-05:00

You are so very right, and now I'm compelled to list which of each I am, ha.

Green grapes, no uggs or Stern, hate cats, no Neil Diamond, love Twilight (maybe no obsessed though, except with Jacob...), totally add Ys to some guys names, love Zoolander, over the TP roll, no cheesy quotes and def no Seinfeld, the phone is always quiet, adore (most of) my family and of course you rule Cleveland. Duh.

P.S. I wanted to call it the Cleve. Hahahaha.

I am totally of the green grape, no uggs or howard...

2009-11-01T23:19:26.450-05:00

I am totally of the green grape, no uggs or howard stern, love cats and neil diamond, CAN'T drink a bottle of win, unobsessed with twilight, add "y" to guys names, tattooed, indifferent about zoolander, over the roll tp, no email signature quotes, non seinfeld loving, phone on vibrate, and think you rule cleveland variety :-)

purple grapes, no uggs, no cats, and I totally thi...

2009-10-31T01:10:26.483-04:00

purple grapes, no uggs, no cats, and I totally think you rule cleveland!:)

This post reminded me that I needed to fix my TP r...

2009-10-30T13:02:27.153-04:00

This post reminded me that I needed to fix my TP roll. I'm definitely an over the roll guy and the ladyfriend placed it under the roll. It's been irking me for days.

I'm glad to hear you are the type who does not lik...

2009-10-30T09:57:37.872-04:00

I'm glad to hear you are the type who does not like uggs. we can still be friends now :)

green grapes, wear UGGS (only to keep my feet warm...

2009-10-30T04:22:47.467-04:00

green grapes, wear UGGS (only to keep my feet warm, i think they're kinda ugly though), i'd PROBABLY love howard stern (but have never listened), love cats, hate neil diamond, can drink TWO bottles of wine in one sitting, have read TWO twilight books, no tattoos, love zoolander, don't care about toilet roll (as long as there IS some...), no email sig quotes, love seinfeld, phone always on silent, get along with family . . .

I suppose I agree with a lot of that, but in some I kinda fall into the middle somewhere...

I like green grapes. But seedless ones

2009-10-30T00:03:23.854-04:00

I like green grapes. But seedless ones

green grapes, no juggs, hell yes to howard stern, ...

2009-10-29T23:21:54.779-04:00

green grapes, no juggs, hell yes to howard stern, hate cats, love neil, down a bottle like its nobody's business, read twilight, no "y" to men's names, could take or leave zoolander, toilet paper goes over the roll, one email has quote one doesnt, enjoy seinfeld, phone on silent/vibrate, get along with my family most of the time, and I fully believe you rule cleveland and have the crown to prove it. You do, right?

I love this, and I agree that on most of them, you...

2009-10-29T22:27:08.261-04:00

I love this, and I agree that on most of them, you like either one thing or the other. I've also never read twilight. I work with teenagers, so that basically makes me a heathen.

I can't imagine somebody not loving Seinfeld or Zo...

2009-10-29T19:07:18.913-04:00

I can't imagine somebody not loving Seinfeld or Zoolander. What's wrong with those people?

oh i like this. i am both grapes though, no uggs, ...

2009-10-29T19:02:18.636-04:00

oh i like this. i am both grapes though, no uggs, no howard stern, no cats, no neil diamond, oh yes i can drink a bottle of wine, obsessed with twilight yes i think so, i add y's, no tattoos, love zoolander, tp over the roll, no quotes, don't love seinfield, phone on silence, love the fam and of course you rule cleveland!

What a great post... there is no middle ground for...

2009-10-29T17:47:47.740-04:00

What a great post... there is no middle ground for any of the comparisons you listed. I love the Zoolander comment - it was delightful!

I was unaware that there are people who do not lov...

2009-10-29T16:13:59.214-04:00

I was unaware that there are people who do not love Zoolander.

Maybe it should have been people who can drink 2 b...

2009-10-29T15:17:56.755-04:00

Maybe it should have been people who can drink 2 bottles of wine in one sitting b/c drinking one bottle is a breeze!

Also--and probably more applicable to girls--people who drink beer and people who don't. I don't, but get classified as high maintenance b/c of it. I hate looking like THAT girl!

Kool-Aid Man RULEZ THE WORLD. w00t!

2009-10-29T15:17:38.321-04:00

Kool-Aid Man RULEZ THE WORLD. w00t!

I was pretty much right in all of them, except for...

2009-10-29T14:35:49.795-04:00

I was pretty much right in all of them, except for the tattoos one. I thought you didn't have any.

By the way, if I ever visit Cleveland I'm dressing up as you. Even if it's not Halloween.

I'm one of those people who doesn't care which way...

2009-10-29T13:41:09.567-04:00

I'm one of those people who doesn't care which way the TP goes... is that weird?
I keep my phone on vibrate too! I'm not sure why- I miss a lot of calls.
I don't drink wine at all. I usually go for the purple grapes (I don't have reasoning behind that.. hmm).

People who eat meat and who don't. I can't be fr...

2009-10-29T13:11:01.566-04:00

People who eat meat and who don't.

I can't be friends with vegetarians.

Except for ben... only cause he's cute.

Well you definitely rule Cleveland, there's no que...

2009-10-29T12:56:42.151-04:00

Well you definitely rule Cleveland, there's no questioning that.

I never really got into downloading the songs for ringtones but I like creating my own for my friends using sound bites. When my Dad calls Boomhauer from King of Hill spouts off (my dad mumbles).

As for the rest... purple grapes, no uggs (not ever!), love stern, love cats (and dogs), love neil diamond, can drink an entire bottle of wine in one sitting, have not and will not read/watch Twilight, definitely in favor of altering names, no tats for me, love zoolander, pretty anal (no pun intended) about the paper falling over the roll, never been a quote person, love seinfeld, very close to the 'rents.

Though if you've ever seen My Date With Drew, I agree with the lead that all people can be divided into two groups, those who LOVE Grease 2 and everyone else. I'm definitely in column A.

TP over the roll. easy. and i drink wine like We...

2009-10-29T12:16:31.032-04:00

TP over the roll. easy.

and i drink wine like Welch's.

purple grapes, love uggs, don't listen to howard s...

2009-10-29T12:02:22.433-04:00

purple grapes, love uggs, don't listen to howard stern, HATE cats, LOVE neil diamond, can drink an entire bottle of wine, have not read twilight, make up a new name altogether, do not have tattoos (I like them but have no threshold for pain), love zoolander, over the roll, cheesy e-mail quote, love seinfeld, phone on vibrate, get along with my family, it's been like 12 years since i've been to cleveland, so i'm thinking no on that.

I think I'm with you on most of them. Except maybe...

2009-10-29T12:01:04.015-04:00

I think I'm with you on most of them. Except maybe Howard Stern. I don't get offended, but I won't go out of my way to listen to him.

Hates cats, have ink, I think you know where I sta...

2009-10-29T11:54:57.611-04:00

Hates cats, have ink, I think you know where I stand on the Y thing.

Who can't drink a bottle of wine in one sitting?!?...

2009-10-29T11:30:37.811-04:00

Who can't drink a bottle of wine in one sitting?!?!?

haha, love the binaries. I'm with you on almost e...

2009-10-29T11:28:02.781-04:00

haha, love the binaries.

I'm with you on almost every single one except: haven't ever heard Howard Stern, so cannot judge; was forced to read one Twilight book, but did not like it or continue with it; no ink.

Dude, though, people who prefer green grapes and disrespect THE JEWISH ELVIS are clearly all lame.